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(( also the FAG trio is in that top ten because even if George and Floren wouldn’t get along, they’d know they’d make a hell of a strong team along with Yvette.

Like, it’s a group with brains, brawn, and cunningness.

And lots of ambition, all in one. ))

burghbridges:

comedownandspendyourmoney

I can’t do that thing where I can add photos to posts (along with a lot of other inconveniences) on my phone.

I LITERALLY CAN’T HANDLE THE IDEA OF JOHN CALLING SOMEONE A PUNK I’M A LOSER IT MAKES ME LAUGH.

((SHIT AND THATS THE EXACT FACE I WAS PICTURING dbsjajJSBSKKA.LIKE FUCK THAT THE REASON JOHN IS IN THAT TOP TEN IS BECAUSE HE READ SOMETHING ABOUT HOW TO SURVIVE APOCALYPSES WHICH HE THOUGHT WAS STUPID AT FIRST BUT THEN SHIT HAPPENED AND HE USED THAT EXACT BOOK TO FUCKING STAB PEOPLE WITH LIKE "EDUCATE YOURSELF"NAD ENDED UP FINDING LAURA AND MADE A GR8 TAG TEAM. ))

burghbridges:

comedownandspendyourmoney

I can’t do that thing where I can add photos to posts (along with a lot of other inconveniences) on my phone.

I LITERALLY CAN’T HANDLE THE IDEA OF JOHN CALLING SOMEONE A PUNK I’M A LOSER IT MAKES ME LAUGH.

((SHIT AND THATS THE EXACT FACE I WAS PICTURING dbsjajJSBSKKA.

LIKE FUCK THAT THE REASON JOHN IS IN THAT TOP TEN IS BECAUSE HE READ SOMETHING ABOUT HOW TO SURVIVE APOCALYPSES WHICH HE THOUGHT WAS STUPID AT FIRST BUT THEN SHIT HAPPENED AND HE USED THAT EXACT BOOK TO FUCKING STAB PEOPLE WITH LIKE

"EDUCATE YOURSELF"

NAD ENDED UP FINDING LAURA AND MADE A GR8 TAG TEAM. ))

honestly, if it’s not like a BR/HG (which I think this guy would do a decent job surviving, but not winning) scenario? Like an dystopia or apocalypse where mental, ideological, and emotional states play a huge role in surviving and determines whether you live or die?

For the most part, I agree with tardy that any of them that have an ‘independent’ type personality and don’t use their heads and think that they can take on this brave new world because ‘it’ll pass over eventually’ would be the first to die lol….. Like literally, OVERLY optimistic individuals would make friends with death right quick.

And it’s kind of tough to pick out a ‘top ten’ because I think all of them have a bit of a survivor in them and they’ll get rid of that sort of mindset pretty quickly.

Chey, Yvette, Gabe, Sven, and Will are my top five simply because all of them are really tough characters? They all have that common thing where they’re all hard headed individuals, ranging from straightforward and focused to blantly two-faced/passive aggressive dicks. The latter being more dangerous in my opinion.

And they’re all pretty smart? Nature-wise maybe or good ol’ ‘common sense’ wise.

Then the runner ups would be Eliza, Bo, George, Floren(tied)-Laura and John (I JUST HAVE A FEELING HE WOULD. FOLLOW LAURA AROUND LIKE “YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME HUH??? YOU PUNK.”)

Most of these guys would have like….either a strong selfish or selfless goal that would help them get pretty far tbh? And like the other five they’re pretty strong in their own way, but more openly emotional which can be a disadvantage in some points when you’re dealing with certain people.

gawgiaonyourmind said:

gawgiaonyourmind:

comedownandspendyourmoney:

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and then he gave me a handjob in the car

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like, right when i was about to cum i nearly crash into this dumbass in front of me

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asshole, the light was still yellow you coulldda kept going??? are you new to this place??? hello????

[text] wow wtf

[text] does your depravity knows no bound?

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ok, 1. that wasn’t meant for you

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2. DID YOU NOT READ THAT THEY JUST STOPPED???

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ON THE YELLOW??? WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT???

latierradelencanto said:

latierradelencanto:

comedownandspendyourmoney:

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HEY. I NEED YOU TO STOP SENDING TIT PICS 

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i mean, i kinda dont mind??? honestly, they’re great.

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but i’m in mass atm

[text] 
y tu sabes como El Señor sabe todo. so it’s kinda rude.

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also i’m with someone soooooo……..chill, mija.

[text] As far as I remember I’ve never sent you any tit pics :|

[text] And whoever this was meant for, hope you’re not thinking of cheating on Jack.

[text]
HAHHAHA OH SHIT MY BAD

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NO NO NO TRUST ME!!! IM NOT!!

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its this stalky creepy chick from my old job who sends me her boobs? idk how she got my number?

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i even told jack about it. it’s kinda awkward tbh. 

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silverandsagebrush said:

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don’t let his appearance fool you

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listen, trust me, i made that mistake 

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i thought i was being nice for once and let him top

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i couldn’t walk straight for a month

the-caliente-desert-state said:

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we had a little ‘hispanic heritage month’ party at the school, right?

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and one of the parents comes in wearing a peruvian poncho, a fake mustache, a giant sombrero, and shaking maracas

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just…imagine that monstrosity walk into a classroom filled with little ignorant kids.

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Anonymous said: omg who the hell gives handjobs while you is driving do they want to die?

OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING AND TRUSTS YOU COMPLETELY.

latierradelencanto said:

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HEY. I NEED YOU TO STOP SENDING TIT PICS 

[text]
i mean, i kinda dont mind??? honestly, they’re great.

[text]
but i’m in mass atm

[text] 
y tu sabes como El Señor sabe todo. so it’s kinda rude.

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also i’m with someone soooooo……..chill, mija.

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thechocolatecity said:

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and then the kid threw up on me

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lesson learned: don’t feed the young whites any caribbean food ever

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gawgiaonyourmind said:

[text]
and then he gave me a handjob in the car

[text]
like, right when i was about to cum i nearly crash into this dumbass in front of me

[text]
asshole, the light was still yellow you coulldda kept going??? are you new to this place??? hello????

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badgerstate said:

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omggg dont tell me how to live my life, maite

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worst case scenario i just keep it around until he forgets then remove it

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or put makeup over it

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or maybe not lol what if i get sweaty and i get makeup on the ass crack

-stream of messages pauses-

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OF COURSE THIS IS ALL HYPOTHETICAL BECAUSE THE GATORS ARE GONNE FUCK THEM UP

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rackensackstate said:

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fuck i got second hand embarrassment from that debate

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are these seriously my options???? batboy and dried up leather?? fuck you, at least you got one decent option.

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#fan2014 

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devilwentdowntoga said:

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are you still mad at me???

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babe, please, you know i aint into that devil shit with all that brujeria

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like, i saw that michael myers movie and i aint taking any chances with no crazy white man dressing up on halloween and killing people

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babe???? fine, if i take you to HHN at orlando??? 

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For a text not meant for your character

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